smokesinspace: (✈ revvin' up your engine)
If I'm right, judgin' from the past few months we should be seein' the end of this month's influx of newcomers.

To spare me and the rest of us from the constant whinin', shut up, sit down, and listen up!

The thing I'm talkin' through right now? It's called a damn Dreamberry and if ya never heard of a phone, tough *$&#. If ya have, congratulations, ya got yerself a new one. Ya can't eat it, ya can't lose it, and though ya can break it, it'll fix itself within 24 hours.

Ya use it to talk ta people so don't do anythin' stupid with it or shout inta the damn thing, we can hear ya just fine.

Oh another thing. Yer in Somarium, some kinna freakin' goddamn dream world, and this thing can show yer dreams. Get used to it.

If ya got any other questions, ask someone else. I got a plane ta work on.

[to those who are new, his swearing gets censored out so it turns into bleeps and *&^@ symbols. but yeah. Dreamberry 101 taught by Cid Highwind. welcome aboard.]